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The ever-lolarious

son_of_darkness have FINALLY DONE what they’ve been planning for ages: they’ve set up a Youtube account for Harry and Ron! They have lots of hilarious plans so you should totally subscribe... Hermione and Draco will both be around.

The first video is here, and you should NOT BE DRINKING ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH IT. (Especially around 2:20). Because if you do, you will be DED OF LOL.

Harry and Ron make sexy faces! Ron does a pointy-fingers boyband move! Harry broods and makes an ANGST FACE! There is a SURPRISE DRACO! Ron cries then FALLS OVER IN SLOW MOTION! It is all set to the Backstreet Boys!

I don’t want to overstate the case, but I firmly believe YOUR LIFE IS BUT A HOLLOW SHELL if you have not seen this video.

GO AND WATCH IT!

Yes this is me! Let’s not discuss this in front of Mr Blond Ambition (I am SURE you can work out who that is. Yes you have nicknames if I ever mention you here.) A because I do not wish him to know, and B because should I want him to know, I want to tell him. Twill be hilarious.

Also, I rarely friends-lock and I am not about to start now. So READ THE WARNINGS and enjoy my perversions.

Yours,

Lokifan

NB: if you Google my handle, most of them are me but the one on Aphelion isn’t (ironically, since I read that) nor the one who’s into cars.

I died on Outpost Lokifan

I was killed in a muddy chamber beneath the outpost by Lokifan the awful green thing, whilst carrying...

a Knmoyer screwdriver, a MELISA-9600 supercomputer, a Delariafician artefact, an Ogiraffeian raygun, a Ravenqueen55 model hazmat suit, a DOCTOR-WHO-20 plasma rifle, an IWANTA forcefield generator, an Amanuensis1 model hazmat suit, a BUFFY-10 plasma rifle, a WRITIN forcefield generator, an JAMIE2109-90 phaser, a Blindmouseian raygun, a Verdeniaian raygun, a Jordangrantian deathblade, Eeyore9990's commbadge, an TORCHWOOD-110 phaser, a Crawfordsloverian deathblade, a Fantasy model hazmat suit, an Elleian model hazmat suit, a Valtrepkosian deathblade, a harrypotterlithium crystal and 426 galacticredits.

Score: 485

Explore Outpost Lokifan and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own space adventure...

This is worth commemorating just for the Shakespearean tragedy of it all. I was doing so well! I had lots of cool weapons (

blindmouse, you're clearly a warrior in disguise!) and

nomango-console had shown me 'images of harry/draco'.

lavillanueva the security guard had been killed, I'd destroyed

enchanted_jae the vending machine for the credits, and

blackmoonruby the space pirate was eating my dust. I'd won against

calanthe_fanfic the Dalek - YES, I BEAT A SODDING DALEK! - and I killed myself!

This game is AWESOME.

Hello! I've been intensely busy this last week; I just got back from an English lit trip. Twas brilliant, and much fun was had. I also got a prezzie on my return: my first flame!

I admit I was a little disappointed that it wasn't a classic "OMG HARRY AND DRACO ARE NOT GAI!!! NOT AT ALL...YOUR JUST DUM" type, but I am still extremely amused. Getting a ff.net account was worth it just to hear about my "horrifyingly twisted, malicious series destroying splendor".

Let me just quote a line from your story, "Afterwards, they lay curled in asweaty tangle among the bedsheets". Well, that's a rousing, INFORMATIVE,well-written story right there. I was really grabbed by the title, HONEY. Whatwere you thinking when you spewed this out? When a character is straight, whymust you twist their sexuality to your preference? If you MUST writefanfiction, can't you at LEAST accurately represent the characters? Thegrammar in this story is okay, but the plot is pulled out of the "genericfanfiction plotlines" grab bag. I can see it now, "Hey Harry let's fight andthen apologize and makeout!" "Okay, Harry darling. Would you like to becomeentangled in my sweaty bed sheets?" "Of course Malfoy!". Yes, indeed, that is what I would expect those characters to do...I scorn your writing, In all its horrifyingly twisted, malicous seriesdestroying splendor.

*gets back to destroying the series*

Current Mood: amused

Lokifan's LJ stalker is scott_lynch!

scott_lynch is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also slowly poisoning you!

LJ Stalker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com

This makes me SO happy. It could become a weird reciprocal-stalking thing though, because it's not like Lynne Reid Banks has an LJ.

Current Mood: jubilant

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You guys, HOW AWESOME IS THIS?

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