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So, I know it’s already ALL OVER YOUR FLIST but… I am commenting all over it and it FILLS ME WITH LOVE. You GUYS!



I’m on there. ♥ I am getting all emotional about it, too. *sniffles*

I actually emailed myself the link to my thread, so that if I’m having a really terrible day, the link will be RIGHT THERE to make everything better.

Right, now to spend another hour over there…

The YAY GAY MARRIAGE comment!party is going very strong! Do check it out – there’s a loltastic drawble from shipsharry and funny drabbles from dysonrules and mabonwitch. There are completely adorable drabbles by drippingcherry and lolafalola, and nuclearsugars posted an extract from her AS/S WIP, which has them living in San Francisco. Bit of Snape/Draco fluff from me.

*smooches you all* Thanks so much, guys!

Also there are pictures of chocolate penises and ladybits. Because Sugars is awesome, that’s why.

Only four hours left to vote at the H/D LDWS! Stand and be counted, guys – there’s some really fantastic work over there. (And omg 80 voters so far. That is many.) I wonder if mine is really obvious... I suspect it is. :)

In other news, writing a new belated birthday fic for drippingcherry after I realised fourteen-year-old Draco getting fucked is not to everyone’s tastes. Oh, Viktor Krum, you cad, you.

Do you enjoy Draco getting fucked by Death Eaters? You don’t? Wow, you put up with a lot being on my flist, huh.

For those who do, I have two recs:

The marvellous drippingcherry has indeed turned my ickle Barty Jr/Draco Crucio drabble into a short, awesomely porny fic: Twisted. It’s AU – Barty survived, and this is immediately post-OoTP. It’s written from Barty’s perspective – second person, which just emphasises the disassociated crazycakes that is Barty Crouch Jr. Very easy to read and the build-up is fantastic. And the sex! So hot. And makes fantastic use of the Cruciatus curse. Seriously, it is so twisted and awesome.

And reikokatsura drew me incredibly cute Snaco art. Draco’s naked and collared in an equally naked Snape’s lap and yet it’s adorable. Blushing, lanky Draco folded awkward onto Snape’s lap, holding onto him, while Snape keeps a proprietary hand on Draco’s thigh. And glares at the Harry who’s just discovered them :DDD

*beams at her flist* I love it when we make Draco cry!

Okay, so first: I am still fucked off with Uruguay. They CHEATED, they fucking CHEATED, and they got away with it! More than that, because of it they went to the semi-final instead of Ghana. My dad specialises in Ghanaian history and taught there for years, I’ve been there, we have lots of Ghanaian friends. I really wanted them to be the ones to make history: to be the first African team to make the World Cup semi-finals.

Which may well still happen. (Or it might be Nigeria, my father’s birthplace.) But this would’ve been such a perfect year for it. The South African World Cup, instead, was another tournament without Africans reaching the semi-finals. :( When I’m rich and famous I’m going to sponsor Ghana, because they are an awesome team with no funds. (Also my dad will be happy. He’s ever so pleased at the shock Spain win, it’s really funny. He’s on the phone right now to a German colleague basically going ner-ner-ner-ner. And of course Andre is going SOD OFF, 4-1!)

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Other things are making me happy; the drabble meme is one of them, even if I am having lolarious fail at the whole ‘drabble’ concept. Also, rereading my amazing Crucio ficlet by drippingcherry. Seriously, you guys, check it out; it is the hottest thing ever. It’s an AU drabble where Barty Jr survived, and it’s in his super-twisted voice. He knows Draco’s got a crush on him, and he’s full of this combined pity and contempt for Draco’s innocence and his ignorance of real evil. He’s gonna FUCK DRACO UP and it’s really hot.

PLUS SHE IS WRITING A SORTA SEQUEL AND I SHALL BETA AND *SQUEE*.

Dear Ron/Draco fans,

Do you ever wish two very pretty boys would dress up as Ron and Draco and act out a kinky scenario in the middle of London? Do you furthermore wish they would take pictures and put them on the internet and dedicate them to you with the words “enjoy”?

Not everybody is that lucky, but I totally am.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I am very stressed just now – WHY SO MANY IMPORTANT THINGS AT ONCE, UNIVERSE? – and I have to go out again tonight. Which will be very fun, I’m sure, and it’s a friend’s birthday. I just yearn for space to get stuff done. Also, the stress is giving me a bit of writer’s block.

And yet, this morning I am very happy. Why? Well, woldy gave me balloons! Just because! And bewarethesmirk and girlofavalon made Happy Birthday posts for me! And also, this week I won at sortinghatdrabs! HUZZAH!

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Title: Luna Triumphant
Word count: ~200
Characters/pairings: Dean/Luna
Rating: PG
Summary: Dean’s first exhibition takes place at Malfoy Manor.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: I KILL THIS WORD LIMIT WITH MY BRAIN. Also, ‘RP’ = Received Pronunciation. The pairing was Dean/Luna, and the prompt was art is life, and life is transformation – Antoni Tapies

( Luna Triumphant )

Hey you lot, guess what?



My fic Tangible Benefits has been nominated in the Stroke My Crookshanks category – Best Femmeslash. This was my first proper femmeslash, having written a couple of drabbles previously. I’m pleased as punch to be up there with some seriously excellent writers, including woldy and snowpuppies, both of whom are personal favourites. I’m going to be using the nominations as a rec list, too.

It’s great to see so many of my flist on the nominations list, proving once again what a talented bunch you are. (Although whoever nominated woldy before I could get there, I am petulantly annoyed by it. And, of course, pleased too.) I went a little crazy nomming fics and icons a couple of days before the deadline, and I’m crossing my fingers that one of my nominations and/or one of my flist wins a category. It’d be entirely deserved.

I like shortening ‘nominationed’ to ‘nommed’. Mmm, delicious Christmas Fairy and Slayers dancing. Nom nom nom.

Back from Norwich! And now I shall tell you all about Azkatraz instead of the shared ridiculousness that is me and my flatmates.

Okay! So I shared with lavillanueva, bewarethesmirk and tray_la_la. Which was ridiculously awesome. Smirk dresses a lot like me, and EXACTLY like me a few years ago, which was cool but weird. Tray is extremely beautiful and clever and funny. But then you are all very gorgeous, I feel cheated: the internet promised me its denizens were all ugly old men! And Lav is all cool and classic-dresses-wearing and I CAN’T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY MET HER IN PERSON AT LONG BLOODY LAST.

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WE DID IT!

$50 250 for marriage equality!

Oh, and guys?

( Find out a very cool thing! See my teal deer of squee! )

Guys? The auction is up to $47 811. They're doing a 'last chance salon' to help us make it $50 000. How amazing would that be? The power of fandom raising half a million dollars for charity!

I'm offering three 2000-word minimum fics, for $10 each. Anyone want one? Hell, buy more than one if you'd like! Smut, comedy, darkfic, smut, fluff, smut!

Leave a comment here if you'd like one.

lavillanueva, don't yell, OK? Deadlines are as nothing before the awesomeness that is this!

ETA: all three are SOLD!