I'm an idiot. But I offer drabbles!

[lokifan_import]

Oh for...

I’ve been sleeping ten hours a night lately but still feeling tired during the day; I’m getting frequent headaches. The last couple of days I was having very mild dizzy spells. WHAT IS WRONG, I asked myself.

At which point I remembered:

A: I’m anaemic, and was so even when living at home with sausages and broccoli etc
B: A bit of chicken is all the meat I’ve eaten in the last two weeks
C: I also haven’t been having dark green veg or taking iron supplements

*FACEPALMING FOREVER*

WHY AM I ALLOWED TO BE IN CHARGE OF MY OWN LIFE?

So today I bought saag masala sauce and sausages and instant lasagne and salad, among other things. Which all fell out on the bus home. >:

I am dizzy and hurty and tired, and it’s my own fault, and the bloke I wanted as a dissertation supervisor doesn’t have time and the woman who agreed to do it has yet to reply to my CAN WE MEET TO DISCUSS MY DISSERTATION email.

BOO ON TODAY.

Sorry, everyone; but Violet’s at her girlfriend’s, Miss Godfrey’s at her boyfriend’s, and Pepper’s at her parents’. I cannot complain to them, so I shall cry my sorrows to the internet.

Okay, so I am going to do my usual thing when feeling depressed, and guilty about whining to you guys:

DRABBLE MEME!

I’m going to limit this one to five people, due to the aforementioned fatigue; but once we’ve gone past five, you can still request a drabble, they’re just not guaranteed any more.

Fandoms: Harry Potter, White Collar, New Who/Torchwood, Buffy/Angel, Diana Wynne Jones. Ask me about a book fandom or Old Who if you so choose, I might be able to hook you up. Ask for pairings/threesomes/moresomes, give me a prompt, a kink, a scenario, some combination... have fun.

Comments

[k8nkane.livejournal.com]

HARRY POTTER WEREWOLF BONDAGE. :D

[lokifan]

Do you have a preference as to who is bondaged? My instant response to this is to write some Remus/collared!Sirius, but I can switch it up :)

[k8nkane.livejournal.com]

No, anything is equally delish. :D

[lokifan]

Ignore previous question. Am writing Fenrir/Draco, because I just read yours and OMG AWESOME.

[k8nkane.livejournal.com]

WEE, EVEN BETTER!!

[daiseechain.livejournal.com]

The Doctor and Donna deal with a dragon running amok. Place and time of your choosing.

I hope the sausages and green veg get you back up and running well in short order.

[lokifan]

AHAHAHAHAHA. Sounds like fun!

Cheers, lovely; I'm sure they will. I got myself some iron tablets, too, and at some point shall go and pester the uni medical centre for a new prescription :)

[elainemalfoy.livejournal.com]

Awww! *cuddles you*

*ahem..and rushes to ask for r/d porn*
Ron/Draco--love bites and general possessiveness? Not picky who does what to who :)

[absynthedrinker.livejournal.com]

Draco gives Harry a proper shave and a whole lot more.

Peace,
Bubba

[lokifan]

Straight razor pr0n FTW!

[lokifan]

:) Thanks, lovely!

OOH. FUN ONE.

[elainemalfoy.livejournal.com]

YAY SO GLAD YOU LIKE *g*

[thedomboss.livejournal.com]

Ron/draco: argument over tooth brushes turns to rough sex!!!

[lokifan]

IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOUR REQUESTS ON THESE THINGS HAVE A THEME

I CAN'T WORK OUT WHAT IT IS :D

[thedomboss.livejournal.com]

OMG I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE ;D

i was thinking of the doctor with that theif girl(cant remeber her name:P)reuniting sexing but is in great need of r/d i think my having withdrawels D:

[lokifan]

:D R/D is awesome! And also I actually ship it, whereas I am usually a little weirded out by Doctor/human pairings (no judgement on people who do, this is totally my own personal quirk, but... he is way cleverer and a different species. I find it odd, even though I'd write it on request.)

[thedomboss.livejournal.com]

i totally get what you mean by the alien/human pair, it would be like dona/ood lol but i was loving the tention between the doctor and (finally found her name)Lady Christina de Souza.but i dont really pair anyone with the docter, sept him and Lady are more of a quick shag and "bye" kind of thing. :P

rd is complete awesomeness!!!my fav otp out of all my show/movie/book pairings :D

[lokifan]

I totally get that :)

IT'S SO GOOD TO FIND PEOPLE GIVING THEM THE LOVE THEY DESERVE.

[r-grayjoy.livejournal.com]

OMG I AM RESERVING A SPOT WHILE I COME UP WITH A GOOD PROMPT, DAMMIT! (It's my birthday; I'm allowed.)

[r-grayjoy.livejournal.com]

Okay... hmm...

Ron/Draco or Harry/Draco
intuition or zero or epiphany

[lokifan]

Oooh... I like it!

[r-grayjoy.livejournal.com]

And also, yes, boo, I do the stupid iron thing to myself frequently. If I could just remember to eat a damn steak every once in a while... :P

[lokifan]

I know rite? Meat is just so expensive and I don't miss it when I don't eat it, so I go happily along with my Basics pasta and olives and then OH RIGHT.

Why do I have no 'facepalm' icon...

[lokifan]

TECHNICALLY YOU ARE TOO LATE FOR A GUARANTEED DRABBLE, LOL.

But you will get one because BIRTHDAY. Happy birthday! Have fun, and I'm sure you will continue being ageless and excellent at porn for many a year to come :D

[r-grayjoy.livejournal.com]

Oh, damn. Here I thought I was #5. Guess I can't count. :P I wasn't going to play the "OMG it's my birthday you have to write me one" card, but I'm certainly not gonna complain if you do. ;)

Thank you! And hey, one only becomes better at porn with age, right?! LOL

[lokifan]

Course I will, birthday girl! And people can still request past #5 anyway, it's just not a guarantee any more :)

WELL QUITE :D

[anna-unfolding.livejournal.com]

AAAACK HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

&hearts Anna

[r-grayjoy.livejournal.com]

LOL, THANK YOU!!!!! ;D

<3

[nuclearsugars.livejournal.com]

Hey darling. *hugs* Hope you feel better, yeah? Take care of yourself, I want my Loki around for years to come.

[lokifan]

:) Thanks, lovely! Will do. Besides, anaemia sucks on a day-to-day level but it's not actually very damaging.

Do request a drabble if you like!

[koishii-hime.livejournal.com]

D: AWW ALL YOUR GROCERIES FELL OUT!? laaaaaaame :< hope you still got moar foody nutrients and don't feel dizzy! take caaaaaaaare of yourself silly. DON'T WORRY TODAY WILL BE BETTER I CURSE IT WITH AWESOME.

[lokifan]

Thaanks :) I WILL TRY.

YAY THANK YOU FOR CURSING WITH AWESOME

YOUR ICON MAKES IT BETTER. ALSO I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT WITH A BUNCH OF FRIENDS. SHINY GAY BAR + VODKA = HELL YEAH!

Request a drabble if you like, darling :)

[koishii-hime.livejournal.com]

:D WELL SEEMS YOU WON'T NEED IT SINCE YOU GET TO GO TO A SHINY GAY BAR AND DRINK LOTS OF VODKA! but hopefully something else awesome happens, like winning a door prize and uh. STREAMERS and CONFETTI and CHEAPCHEAP DRINKS!

and yeah, cmorg's amazing face always cheers me up too haha! ♥

HOPE YOUR DAY WAS SUITABLY AMAZING.

[lokifan]

My day turned out totally awesome! THANK YOU FOR YOUR WITCHERY, IA HAD FUN :D

[koishii-hime.livejournal.com]

:D I SAW I SAW! dude how the. 4 INCH HEEL GRINDING TO IPOD? i am jealous of how difficult but awesome that sounds haha. HIGH FIVE FOR SOME DANCING TONIGHT!:D

[lokifan]

AHAHAHAHA. It's not that hard, you just swivel your hips and hope you don't fall over :D

DANCING FIVE!

[koishii-hime.livejournal.com]

oh right! um could i pretty please request some Angel/Spike... ANYTHING? i'm not very brainy right now haha.

[lokifan]

I would be more than happy to provide Angel/Spike anything, my lovely!

[ginger-veela.livejournal.com]

WHY AM I ALLOWED TO BE IN CHARGE OF MY OWN LIFE?

I ask myself that question on a daily basis.

[lokifan]

ME TOO. :(

Request a drabble if you like, m'dear :)

[ginger-veela.livejournal.com]

Harry/Draco/anyone but Snape threesome. Prompt: double penetration. :D

[kitschobrien.livejournal.com]

I VIOLENTLY SECOND THIS.

[lokifan]

HARRY/DRACO/RON TIME! I AM EXCITE :DDD

OH THE TWO BEST MATES SHARING DRACO. SO HOT.

[lokifan]

OMG. AWESOME.

IT'S GOING TO BE HARRY/DRACO/RON, BTW, BECAUSE THAT IS MY FAVOURITE THREESOME IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

[ginger-veela.livejournal.com]

SWEET!

[thisgirl-is.livejournal.com]

Aww, babe. *hugs* At least you've worked out what's wrong and can do something about it now.

I'm going to chuck in a White Collar prompt, because I know you want one.

Neal, Peter and El are secretly doing their OT3 thing. One day, Peter notices that Neal seems kinda uncomfortable at work. Upon investigation it transpires that Neal has worn a pair of El's lacy knickers to work.

[lokifan]

*hugs back* Yeah :) And I'm already starting to feel better - I've had beef or saag curry every day for four days, plus iron pills, and I can tell the difference right away.

HELL YEAH WHITE COLLAR PROMPT! LOVE IT. :D