I'm an idiot. But I offer drabbles!

[lokifan_import]

Oh for...

I’ve been sleeping ten hours a night lately but still feeling tired during the day; I’m getting frequent headaches. The last couple of days I was having very mild dizzy spells. WHAT IS WRONG, I asked myself.

At which point I remembered:

A: I’m anaemic, and was so even when living at home with sausages and broccoli etc
B: A bit of chicken is all the meat I’ve eaten in the last two weeks
C: I also haven’t been having dark green veg or taking iron supplements

*FACEPALMING FOREVER*

WHY AM I ALLOWED TO BE IN CHARGE OF MY OWN LIFE?

So today I bought saag masala sauce and sausages and instant lasagne and salad, among other things. Which all fell out on the bus home. >:

I am dizzy and hurty and tired, and it’s my own fault, and the bloke I wanted as a dissertation supervisor doesn’t have time and the woman who agreed to do it has yet to reply to my CAN WE MEET TO DISCUSS MY DISSERTATION email.

BOO ON TODAY.

Sorry, everyone; but Violet’s at her girlfriend’s, Miss Godfrey’s at her boyfriend’s, and Pepper’s at her parents’. I cannot complain to them, so I shall cry my sorrows to the internet.

Okay, so I am going to do my usual thing when feeling depressed, and guilty about whining to you guys:

DRABBLE MEME!

I’m going to limit this one to five people, due to the aforementioned fatigue; but once we’ve gone past five, you can still request a drabble, they’re just not guaranteed any more.

Fandoms: Harry Potter, White Collar, New Who/Torchwood, Buffy/Angel, Diana Wynne Jones. Ask me about a book fandom or Old Who if you so choose, I might be able to hook you up. Ask for pairings/threesomes/moresomes, give me a prompt, a kink, a scenario, some combination... have fun.

Comments

[k8nkane.livejournal.com]

HARRY POTTER WEREWOLF BONDAGE. :D

[daiseechain.livejournal.com]

The Doctor and Donna deal with a dragon running amok. Place and time of your choosing.

I hope the sausages and green veg get you back up and running well in short order.

[elainemalfoy.livejournal.com]

Awww! *cuddles you*

*ahem..and rushes to ask for r/d porn*
Ron/Draco--love bites and general possessiveness? Not picky who does what to who :)

[thedomboss.livejournal.com]

Ron/draco: argument over tooth brushes turns to rough sex!!!

[r-grayjoy.livejournal.com]

OMG I AM RESERVING A SPOT WHILE I COME UP WITH A GOOD PROMPT, DAMMIT! (It's my birthday; I'm allowed.)

[nuclearsugars.livejournal.com]

Hey darling. *hugs* Hope you feel better, yeah? Take care of yourself, I want my Loki around for years to come.

[koishii-hime.livejournal.com]

D: AWW ALL YOUR GROCERIES FELL OUT!? laaaaaaame :< hope you still got moar foody nutrients and don't feel dizzy! take caaaaaaaare of yourself silly. DON'T WORRY TODAY WILL BE BETTER I CURSE IT WITH AWESOME.

[ginger-veela.livejournal.com]

WHY AM I ALLOWED TO BE IN CHARGE OF MY OWN LIFE?

I ask myself that question on a daily basis.

[thisgirl-is.livejournal.com]

Aww, babe. *hugs* At least you've worked out what's wrong and can do something about it now.

I'm going to chuck in a White Collar prompt, because I know you want one.

Neal, Peter and El are secretly doing their OT3 thing. One day, Peter notices that Neal seems kinda uncomfortable at work. Upon investigation it transpires that Neal has worn a pair of El's lacy knickers to work.