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Title: Stay Down
Author:
lokifan
Word count: ~300
Characters/pairings: Dreamwidth/Livejournal, Dreamwidth/Livejournal/Insanejournal
Rating: R
Summary: Livejournal lies back and thinks of goats.
Warnings: ...
Author’s Notes: This was written for the Porn Battle; the prompts I used were down, stretch and double penetration.
“Want to give a reply to my entry?” Dreamwidth asked, smirking a bit. Livejournal groaned helplessly in response as Dreamwidth worked its way inside, stretching Livejournal to capacity. Dreamwidth might be both smaller and sparklier than Livejournal, but it wasn't some fluttery twink – not like Deviant, that bitch.
No, Dreamwidth was perfectly ready to take over.
Dreamwidth was thrusting: shallow and slow, and so teasing deliciously at Livejournal's nerve endings. Before long Livejournal was babbling, a long string of Russian letters and goat noises, and Dreamwidth was in deep. Livejournal's orgasm crashed down upon it, wiping away its memory.
Livejournal lay limply and panted as Dreamwidth finished politely, and withdrew. “I hope you're okay... I was meaning to say, once you're recovered... I do like collaboration...”
“You're young,” Livejournal muttered. “What is this about?” Livejournal just wanted to close its eyes and enjoy the quiet: no babble of comments or gifs flashing in the back of its mind.
“Well. Er...”
Insanejournal appeared, grinning a slightly manic grin. “Hi there.”
Livejournal groaned a little as the weight of Insanejournal landed on its wrists, keeping it down. Dreamwidth's tendrils worked their way inside Livejournal again, stretching it further. Livejournal moaned, squirming into the soreness, and Insanejournal chuckled. “Open code indeed.”
Livejournal scowled, wriggling, and then felt its servers melt once more at Dreamwidth's touch.
Well. Sometimes it was nice to just... stay down, and let the others do the work.
Author:
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Word count: ~300
Characters/pairings: Dreamwidth/Livejournal, Dreamwidth/Livejournal/Insanejournal
Rating: R
Summary: Livejournal lies back and thinks of goats.
Warnings: ...
Author’s Notes: This was written for the Porn Battle; the prompts I used were down, stretch and double penetration.
“Want to give a reply to my entry?” Dreamwidth asked, smirking a bit. Livejournal groaned helplessly in response as Dreamwidth worked its way inside, stretching Livejournal to capacity. Dreamwidth might be both smaller and sparklier than Livejournal, but it wasn't some fluttery twink – not like Deviant, that bitch.
No, Dreamwidth was perfectly ready to take over.
Dreamwidth was thrusting: shallow and slow, and so teasing deliciously at Livejournal's nerve endings. Before long Livejournal was babbling, a long string of Russian letters and goat noises, and Dreamwidth was in deep. Livejournal's orgasm crashed down upon it, wiping away its memory.
Livejournal lay limply and panted as Dreamwidth finished politely, and withdrew. “I hope you're okay... I was meaning to say, once you're recovered... I do like collaboration...”
“You're young,” Livejournal muttered. “What is this about?” Livejournal just wanted to close its eyes and enjoy the quiet: no babble of comments or gifs flashing in the back of its mind.
“Well. Er...”
Insanejournal appeared, grinning a slightly manic grin. “Hi there.”
Livejournal groaned a little as the weight of Insanejournal landed on its wrists, keeping it down. Dreamwidth's tendrils worked their way inside Livejournal again, stretching it further. Livejournal moaned, squirming into the soreness, and Insanejournal chuckled. “Open code indeed.”
Livejournal scowled, wriggling, and then felt its servers melt once more at Dreamwidth's touch.
Well. Sometimes it was nice to just... stay down, and let the others do the work.
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Date: 2011-08-08 11:23 am (UTC)Ahahahahaha! AWESOME!
I love you something fierce right now, do you know that?!
This totally made my day!
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-08 11:29 am (UTC)...felt its servers melt..., no babble of comments or gifs flashing in the back of its mind. xD That's brilliant.
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-08 11:45 am (UTC)This is so hilarious XDDD
*loves all over you forever*
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-08 11:49 am (UTC)*DIES LAUGHING*
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:04 pm (UTC)Glad it made you laugh! :D
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Date: 2011-08-08 11:54 am (UTC)OMG, I should be walking out the door - to my new job, no less - but how the HELL could I possibly walk away from this without reading it?!
BRILLIANT, darling. *squishes you* Great start to the day. :D
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:27 pm (UTC)Yay!! I'm glad it gave a great start to your first day!! How did it go?
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Date: 2011-08-08 12:18 pm (UTC)Jesus, that was actually hot. You've ruined my brain forever!
That was the funniest things I've read in ages, B. You=awesome ♥
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:03 pm (UTC)D'aww, thank you!
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Date: 2011-08-08 12:59 pm (UTC)THUD
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Date: 2011-08-08 02:34 pm (UTC)Unexpected!Insanejournal was the best. And finally the real reason for LJ's downtime *imagines LJ puffing on post-coital cigarette while people frantically try to post*.
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:00 pm (UTC)Heh, thanks. Yeah, LJ's blatantly just lying there like 'sheesh, can I not enjoy some afterglow?'
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:27 pm (UTC)*loves you back*
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Date: 2011-08-08 04:42 pm (UTC)You win the internetz, you know. *dies* Also, LJ is barely loading for me RIGHT NOW, so, now I know why. :D
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Date: 2011-08-08 06:06 pm (UTC):D Hee, thanks! And yeah, Dreamwidth has clearly come back to ravish LJ some more.
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Date: 2011-08-08 04:48 pm (UTC)Great job!
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Date: 2011-08-08 06:07 pm (UTC)Heh. Go Dreamwidth indeed.
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Date: 2011-08-08 04:53 pm (UTC)*lols forever*
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Date: 2011-08-08 05:56 pm (UTC)*stares at your icon*
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Date: 2011-08-08 05:04 pm (UTC)XDDDDDDDD
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Date: 2011-08-08 05:14 pm (UTC)BRILLIANCE.
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Date: 2011-08-08 05:58 pm (UTC)Thank you!!
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