lokifan_import

So cugami already posted this over at ron_draco, but I feel the need to have it commemorated on my LJ for all time.



Interviewer: If you could have played anyone else who would you have played?
Tom: Hermione and Hagrid. Other than that, I just can’t see myself play anyone else.
Interviewer: -laughing- Hermione? Why Hermione?
Tom: Well I just thought I’d be a brilliant Hermione. I mean, I thought Emma was great but I think I would’ve brought something deeper. No I’m just kidding.
Interviewer: But you would’ve had to kiss Ron Weasley at the end.
Tom: Well that’s the reason I would want to! Rupert’s a dashing lad and I’ve been trying to get on him for years but no go.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Title: Scent Memory
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: R
Summary: What is it about leather that just says 'I OWN your ass'? – Desperate Housewives
Warnings: blindfolding, implied flogging and D/s
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the current prompt at rondracodrabble, leather.

( Scent Memory )

Hi guys! Still buried under a pile of essay - anachronisms and T. H. White, masculinity in Victorian Gothic fiction, they haunt my dreams - but here are the (hopefully) comic drabbles I wrote for the Ron/Draco drabble-a-thon.

Consider them all disclaimed :)

Title: An Enormous Talent
Word count: 300
Rating: light R
Summary: Ron likes to sing in the shower.
Warnings: none
Author’s Notes: This was written for entrenous88’s prompt “Ron actually has a lovely singing voice.”

( An Enormous Talent )

Title: They Did Not Cover This In Teacher Training
Word count: 200
Rating: PG
Summary: Severus Snape is not paid enough for this.
Warnings: sex switch
Author’s Notes: This was written for ellensmithee’s prompt potions accident.

( They Did Not Cover This In Teacher Training )

Title: Vertical Desire
Word count: 300
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Malfoy teaches Ron about the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
Author’s Notes: This was written for entrenous88’s prompt ballroom dancing.

( Vertical Desire )

Title: Creature of the Night
Word count: 400
Rating: R
Summary: Even being a vampire hasn’t made a dent in Weasley’s essential wholesomeness. Probably.
Warnings: vampire!Ron
Author’s Notes: This was written for teenageworrier's prompt vampire.

( Creature of the Night )

So! I have finished my incredibly bad essay on why Eric and Enide (Chetien de Troyes’ brand of French Arthurian Romance) and the Alliterative Morte Arthure (epic poetry from the Midlands) are not the same in any way. It really is terrible -- I’m just not built for close-reading exercises any more. I NEED MORE SPACE TO CONSTRUCT AN ARGUMENT, OKAY, 1500 WORDS OF CLOSE READING IS TOO SMALL.

I’ve recovered from my immense tiredness, thankfully, even if my sleep schedule’s screwed. Illness (not mine) spoilt last night’s plans to break into the maths building at uni and film a zombie flick, so I had an early night and wrote THE SOPPIEST FIC EVER instead.

Title: Sweet Tooth
Word count: 600
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: G
Summary: They both have a thing for sweetness.
Warnings: fluff
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for last week’s sweet prompt at rondracodrabble.

( Sweet Tooth )

Title: Home Is Where The Heart Is (Where They Have To Take You In)
Word count: 1300
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: R
Summary: Draco is as pale and hard as Malfoy Manor itself, and he won’t warm up if that risks losing it.
Warnings: flangst
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for last week’s challenge at rondracodrabble, Malfoy Manor. Also LOL IT IS SO MASSIVE.

( Home Is Where The Heart Is (Where They Have To Take You In) )

Still fighting the writer’s block. GRRRR.

Title: Getting Up
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: G
Summary: Ron helps Draco get up from where he was before.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the wake up challenge at rondracodrabble.

( Getting Up )

Title: Punished and Pink
Word count: ~400 (stupid competition word limit!)
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Spanking porn: Draco’s been very rude to Hermione. I know, I’m horribly predictable.
Warnings: See above
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: So the ronbigbang had an art drabbles competition – we picked a bit of Ron art, and wrote a drabble based on it. I found, um, some very pretty Ron/Draco art titled Punished and Pinned by deathjunke. I think we can all guess what happened next: spanking porn!

( Punished and Pink )

Title: Positive Reinforcement
Word count: 1300
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Draco refuses to have sex to a soundtrack of unicorns and candy-canes.
Warnings: orgasm control, D/s
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for thedomboss as part of my drabble meme; the request was Jpop and buttplug, Ron/Draco. I’m also using it for my very first Kink Bingo fill: orgasm denial/control. NB: this was written as a drabble set but I’ve stripped out the pauses so it flows better.

( Positive Reinforcement )

Here're the Ron/Draco drabbles from my meme. Consider everything disclaimed.

Title: Pierced
Word count: 200
Rating: R
Summary: “Ron got the nipple piercing for two reasons: bitter made a lightweight of him, and Charlie and George were bastards who took advantage of their brother’s impaired state.”
Warnings: none beyond the obvious
Author’s Notes: This was written for elainemalfoy, who requested Ron/Draco, piercings.

( Pierced )

Title: Totally Top
Word count: ~600
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: PWP: Ron ties Draco down and rides him. *shrugs* Sometimes the simplest summaries are the best.
Warnings: bondage
Author’s Notes: This was written for seraphimerising, who requested Ron/Draco, restraints, topping from the bottom.

( Totally Top )

Title: Keeper
Word count: 200
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron’s a Keeper. So is Draco. (The author hopes the phrase ‘that one’s a keeper’, ie somebody you should keep as your romantic partner, is an international one.)
Warnings: fluff
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the storm prompt at rondracodrabble.



( Keeper )