Nightmare Pairing Pledge
Nov. 14th, 2008 05:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lokifan_importSo, it turns out being a week behind on the flist won’t stop me finding your entries and doing terrible things to them. (To whit, writing Dobby/Draco poetry.) mctabby invented a very cool meme. Go play!
Nightmare Pairing Pledge For HP
I,lokifan, do solemnly swear that my favorite character is Narcissa Malfoy and my least favorite character is Forge (they count as one character!). The mere thought of them doing naughty things together makes me whimper. However... given sufficient crack and an infinite number of monkeys, here’s how a Narcissa/Fred/George shag might happen (though I sincerely hope it never does, and if it does, I just don’t want to know).
Necessary plot device or deus ex machina: Voldemort-wins-and-the-good-guys-become-slaves, I should think.
Who makes the first move: The twins. They make really inappropriate, leery comments at the lady of the house, Lucius snarls and Narcissa sweetly tells him that she’ll deal with the boys.
Positions and/or kinks: D/s; collars and leashes; twins, obviously. Freckled cocks.
Afterglow: Narcissa smirks and says that perhaps she’s found how they can be of use. Fred and George smirk at this, that they’ll be servicing this very beautiful woman, maybe getting to fuck Lucius Malfoy’s wife. Narcissa smiles at them, puts on a sheer dressing gown, leaves - and comes back with Rodolphus Lestrange and Fenrir Greyback. “They're terribly useful... have fun.”
Would I actually read or write this? Yes. Because Narcissa putting the smackdown on those little bastards would make me happy, especially if Lucius came in halfway through. And my equally-favourite character - more-favourite, most days, but I’m feelin’ Narcissa right now - is Draco, and I’ve read Fred/Draco/George. And loved it. Yes, even though it was dub-con and they made Draco cry. *is sadistic fan*
mctabby invented a very cool meme. Go play!Nightmare Pairing Pledge For HP
I,
lokifan, do solemnly swear that my favorite character is Narcissa Malfoy and my least favorite character is Forge (they count as one character!). The mere thought of them doing naughty things together makes me whimper. However... given sufficient crack and an infinite number of monkeys, here’s how a Narcissa/Fred/George shag might happen (though I sincerely hope it never does, and if it does, I just don’t want to know).Necessary plot device or deus ex machina: Voldemort-wins-and-the-good-guys-become-slaves, I should think.
Who makes the first move: The twins. They make really inappropriate, leery comments at the lady of the house, Lucius snarls and Narcissa sweetly tells him that she’ll deal with the boys.
Positions and/or kinks: D/s; collars and leashes; twins, obviously. Freckled cocks.
Afterglow: Narcissa smirks and says that perhaps she’s found how they can be of use. Fred and George smirk at this, that they’ll be servicing this very beautiful woman, maybe getting to fuck Lucius Malfoy’s wife. Narcissa smiles at them, puts on a sheer dressing gown, leaves - and comes back with Rodolphus Lestrange and Fenrir Greyback. “They're terribly useful... have fun.”
Would I actually read or write this? Yes. Because Narcissa putting the smackdown on those little bastards would make me happy, especially if Lucius came in halfway through. And my equally-favourite character - more-favourite, most days, but I’m feelin’ Narcissa right now - is Draco, and I’ve read Fred/Draco/George. And loved it. Yes, even though it was dub-con and they made Draco cry. *is sadistic fan*
