SURPRISE DRACO!

The ever-lolarious creatore_magico and son_of_darkness have FINALLY DONE what they’ve been planning for ages: they’ve set up a Youtube account for Harry and Ron! They have lots of hilarious plans so you should totally subscribe... Hermione and Draco will both be around.

The first video is here, and you should NOT BE DRINKING ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH IT. (Especially around 2:20). Because if you do, you will be DED OF LOL.

Harry and Ron make sexy faces! Ron does a pointy-fingers boyband move! Harry broods and makes an ANGST FACE! There is a SURPRISE DRACO! Ron cries then FALLS OVER IN SLOW MOTION! It is all set to the Backstreet Boys!

I don’t want to overstate the case, but I firmly believe YOUR LIFE IS BUT A HOLLOW SHELL if you have not seen this video.

GO AND WATCH IT!

Screwed Blue

So I usually don’t post my responses to drabble memes separately, but there are 70+ comments on that post and the threads are all collapsing. I like it to be easy for readers to find and appreciate my work! ;) (Besides, Dwenizens and LJ people don't always see both posts.) So I shall post them.

Not one at a time, usually, but since this is so emphatically not a drabble it gets a post to itself.

Title: Screwed Blue
Word count: ~700
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Draco’s doing community service and Harry is his Auror-in-training sponsor. He has to pat him down for contraband.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was requested by sesheta_66 in my drabble meme. She wanted handcuffs/whipped cream, Harry/Draco, and smurfs. That last one is why there is no sex.

( Screwed Blue )