CAN'T SLEEP ZOMBIE RABBITS WILL EAT ME.
May. 22nd, 2009 05:43 amMy campus is covered in rabbits. That’s a cool thing, especially right now: in spring, the place is covered in LITTLE BABY RABBITS. So cute!
Only Miss Godfrey saw a rabbit eating pepperoni off someone’s discarded pizza. Clearly, the rabbits are getting a taste for meat. And there are thousands of them; if they get together, they will kill us all. None of this is helped by my childhood rereading of The Thousand Eyes of Night, a Robert Swindells book in which the neighbourhood bully is killed by rats possessed by aliens.
I told![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
bewarethesmirk about the meat-eating bunny. Her response was to point out that zombie rabbits would be even scarier. Now I am trying to come up with an escape plan in the event of the zombie apocalypse reaching the campus bunny population.
DAMN YOU, STEPH.
Only Miss Godfrey saw a rabbit eating pepperoni off someone’s discarded pizza. Clearly, the rabbits are getting a taste for meat. And there are thousands of them; if they get together, they will kill us all. None of this is helped by my childhood rereading of The Thousand Eyes of Night, a Robert Swindells book in which the neighbourhood bully is killed by rats possessed by aliens.
I told
bewarethesmirk about the meat-eating bunny. Her response was to point out that zombie rabbits would be even scarier. Now I am trying to come up with an escape plan in the event of the zombie apocalypse reaching the campus bunny population.DAMN YOU, STEPH.
