Profile: Faith

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nekid_spike put up a 'nekid profile' this August. In a spare ten minutes amid fest fics, I filled it in for my favourite character.


Name: Faith.

Occupation: Slayer. Also smokin’ hot bisexual jailbird, so also the subject of male fantasies everywhere.

Age: Yeah, because I’m the reveal-all type.

Zodiac: Does it matter? The only one who ever gave me presents was the Mayor, and he never needed a reason.

Fave hangouts: Anywhere with a bar, a dancefloor and some evil that needs its evil ass kicked.

Talents: Killing stuff. Making anyone drool. Screwing up. Sex.

Three things you can’t live without: Sex, slaying and dancing. So really I just need one thing: Buffy.

What is the sweetest thing a guy/girl has done for you? Angel letting me stay with him after I tortured Wesley has to be it. He pulled me out when I was drowning. But Mayor Wilkins did so much amazing stuff for me!

The most daredevil thing you’ve ever done: I do daredevil things all the time, but fighting Angelus I went in knowing I had to lose.

Your biggest mistake: Killing that guy. Although I thought he was a vampire, so maybe I should put down ‘most of what happened with Buffy’. That was a mistake and a half. Of course, Buffy and me don't agree about which bits of what happened between us were mistakes.

One thing you’re glad you’ve outgrown: Beating people up. Uh, beating good guys up. Uh, beating good guys up without their permission.

Who would play you in a movie about your life? Someone sexy and scary. Maybe like a fetish model or something.

Something you’ve always wondered... If people don’t know what ‘five by five’ means, why don’t they ask?

If you were a product, how would your advertising campaign read? If you’ve got Faith, you’ve got everything you could ever need!