Being Hamlet

[lokifan_import]

I died on Outpost Lokifan

I was killed in a muddy chamber beneath the outpost by Lokifan the awful green thing, whilst carrying...

a Knmoyer screwdriver, a MELISA-9600 supercomputer, a Delariafician artefact, an Ogiraffeian raygun, a Ravenqueen55 model hazmat suit, a DOCTOR-WHO-20 plasma rifle, an IWANTA forcefield generator, an Amanuensis1 model hazmat suit, a BUFFY-10 plasma rifle, a WRITIN forcefield generator, an JAMIE2109-90 phaser, a Blindmouseian raygun, a Verdeniaian raygun, a Jordangrantian deathblade, Eeyore9990's commbadge, an TORCHWOOD-110 phaser, a Crawfordsloverian deathblade, a Fantasy model hazmat suit, an Elleian model hazmat suit, a Valtrepkosian deathblade, a harrypotterlithium crystal and 426 galacticredits.

Score: 485

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This is worth commemorating just for the Shakespearean tragedy of it all. I was doing so well! I had lots of cool weapons (blindmouse, you're clearly a warrior in disguise!) and nomango-console had shown me 'images of harry/draco'. lavillanueva the security guard had been killed, I'd destroyed enchanted_jae the vending machine for the credits, and blackmoonruby the space pirate was eating my dust. I'd won against calanthe_fanfic the Dalek - YES, I BEAT A SODDING DALEK! - and I killed myself!

This game is AWESOME.

Comments

[lokifan]

I didn't even see you! Where the hell are you?!

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

I wuz in da muddy chamba turning u into a Self-destructing Awful Green Thing!

[lokifan]

In ur outpost, changing u into an Awful Green Thing. :d

I'm off to play in your outpost, I think! I want to see if I'm suitably destructive.

[lokifan]

Still haven't found me in your moon colony, but you have the best 'realistic 3D interpretations' ever: including Jensen's mouth, boys going down and Draco.

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

Jensen's mouth, boys going down and Draco.

O.O Hai thar weird, porny crossover bunny. *slaps self*

[lokifan]

Hai thar weird, porny crossover bunny. *slaps self*

:ddd *feeds weird porny bunny*

Your colony has a great sense of irony. There's 'smut' inside a Faith Lehane, and a 'Tom Welling/no shirts' inside ONLY FOR ADULTS.