The twins are nasty bullies, that's why. The Montague thing put them beyond hope of redemption in my eyes. He dared to take house points so they stuck him in a Vanishing Cabinet?! He could have died! The fact that he didn't is down to his own luck and skill! BAD, BAD TWINS.

That threesome is totally hot. *nods smugly*

the idea of Narcissa, Lucius, Draco, Fred, George, Rodolphus and Fenrir all in one huge orgy is like...woah.

LOL. I'm so tempted to write it now, purely to fuck with people's heads.