The twins are NOT awesome! They're 'jesters' all right, but jesters are supposed to mock the king, or whoever's in power. The twins mocked those lacking in power. They booed an ickle firstie who'd just been sorted into Slytherin! They made fun of a younger kid (Draco) who was scared of Dementors! They NEARLY KILLED MONTAGUE BECAUSE HE DARED TO TAKE HOUSE POINTS! They are horrible little would-be anarchists who deserve no admiration at all!!!

*breathes*

I'd be expecting hardcore D/s and S&M and bloodplay and all that good sick stuff.

Maybe, but I'd write Narcissa as being all about D/s, but really subtly, and making them think they wanted to service her. Also, she wouldn't let them come. *cackles*

*ducks brick* Okay, okay, damnit. Happy ending.