So I'm just as bad as you are and I never commented on this, but the whole thing is just hilarious. I can't stop grinning and laughing as I read. :D
This line:
“Harry, Harry, Harry,” Draco sighed. “If there’s one thing her fics should have taught you, it’s that when the dominant, sexy woman with the dark hair and the mad glint in her eye starts giving orders, it’s time to obey.”
Will never stop being awesome. And neither will the rest of it. I love the way you have them bickering over who's gone through worse tortures at her hands. (And oooooh, collars! *loves*) You write the best birthday fics!
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This line:
“Harry, Harry, Harry,” Draco sighed. “If there’s one thing her fics should have taught you, it’s that when the dominant, sexy woman with the dark hair and the mad glint in her eye starts giving orders, it’s time to obey.”
Will never stop being awesome. And neither will the rest of it. I love the way you have them bickering over who's gone through worse tortures at her hands. (And oooooh, collars! *loves*) You write the best birthday fics!