WARNING - If you get any emails from me, don't open them

I have a horrible virus (currently not on my poor laptop Sidney) and I cannot get into my gmail, which is my fandom email address.

(Also cannot open ANYTHING or back anything up. If the computer people damage my harddrive I may lose about 10k of unbacked-up stuff, I've been writing a lot this week. FUCK.)

This post completed, I'm gonna eat a hunk of chocolate and read lovely porny H/C on the family computer. Any recs?

Toodles!

ETA: HUZZAH IT IS GONE! ALL PRAISE LIZARDSPOTS AND HER MIGHTY MINIONS!