It's not gay as in happy, it's queer as in FUCK YOU
Ugh, ugh, ugh.
My family comes out with all sorts of stupid stuff. Youngest Sister used to be the virtuoso – asking me to be quiet when I said how hot Freema Agyeman looked because it was “weird” comes to mind – but Middle Sister is – ARRRGH. She’d already said something about how George Michael had “pretty eyes”, so she couldn’t believe people didn’t know he was gay. I said something playful about how I didn’t think that was how you tell; from there we got into her views on homosexuality. Ie, men are gay because they don’t have enough testosterone.
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My family comes out with all sorts of stupid stuff. Youngest Sister used to be the virtuoso – asking me to be quiet when I said how hot Freema Agyeman looked because it was “weird” comes to mind – but Middle Sister is – ARRRGH. She’d already said something about how George Michael had “pretty eyes”, so she couldn’t believe people didn’t know he was gay. I said something playful about how I didn’t think that was how you tell; from there we got into her views on homosexuality. Ie, men are gay because they don’t have enough testosterone.
( cut for rant and family fighting )