SO LAME. The dragonlord thing is a mistake too, for my money - a: quick fix because they painted themselves into a corner with the dragon, and b: it's STUPID to have the dragon unable to disobey Merlin, because now any time people attack Camelot it'll be '...why not call the dragon?'

I WILL. Have not found any yet :( Heh, maybe I should write it though! It could be so awesome, because Merlin would be all super-needy and panting for it but also KILLING ARTHUR WITH HIS SEXY WILES.