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I feel like a lot of us Brits could use some distraction. I definitely could. So I'm nicking this from [livejournal.com profile] marguerite_26 - the ask me anything meme! One question each and I swear to answer. (Although I reserve the right to give you a flashy gif as answer.)

If things get too RL-related, I'll flock - I'd prefer not to be too easily recognised outside the flock - but until/unless that happens anyone can ask a question.

As ever, anon commenting is on and IP logging is off. Have fun!


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Date: 2011-08-09 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] son-of-darkness.livejournal.com
What was your most memorable (in a good way) sex dream? :P

Date: 2011-08-09 07:59 pm (UTC)
lokifan: Pink text saying "*spontaneously orgasms*" (*spontaneously orgasms*)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
In a good way? Well that changes it, because otherwise you know the answer would be THAT TIME I WAS HAVING AWESOME KINKY SEX AND YOU CAME OVER AND WOULDN'T LEAVE, WHAT THE HELL.

Er. I did once have a really good dream about having a threesome with this super-hot lesbian couple I know. :)

Date: 2011-08-09 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katelinmr.livejournal.com
*ponders* what to ask you.

Okay okay. What if You were in the Harry Potter world during the war...

1. Would you take the mark? Why (not)?

2. Would you participate in dark magic? Why (not)?

3. Would you have gone to Hogwarts' 7th year? Why (not)/

4. Would you have fought in the war? Why (not)?

5. Would you have lived to tell the tale? Why (not)?

- Based on your personality -

Date: 2011-08-09 08:02 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Illyria: I wish to do more violence)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
1. Nope

2. Dark magic's undefined nature would drive me batshit, but I think not - I'm an idealist. I suspect my virulent opposition to torture etc would cross over.

3. Versus staying at home and waiting to be crushed? Assuming I wasn't Muggleborn, yeah, I think so. I would want to help the DA, and also use the library to learn self-defence.

4. Depends on how many friends I had in Hogwarts. I'm an idealist, and I've, you know, had unpleasant interactions with police at protests. So I might be all Faily Authority Infuriates Me. On the other hand...

5. Definitely not.

Date: 2011-08-09 08:47 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-08-09 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marguerite-26.livejournal.com
Fun! What is your favourite Buffy episode and why?

Date: 2011-08-09 08:09 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Faith/Buffy: something between us)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Ooh, good one.

I'm coming out in favour of Who Are You - it's so good, the plot hangs together nicely and Tara gets to shine, and I LOVE FAITH. She is my favourite, and I love Buffy, and most especially I love their relationship. So yeah.

Also, I love Riley to bits. I hate that Faith in a sense rapes him :((( But all his best characteristics are on display here. And the end with Faith in the church? "Because it's wrong" and breaking down as she beats her own body? OH MY HEART. ALL THE FEELINGS.

Date: 2011-08-09 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drazzi.livejournal.com
Shall we have a boob war?
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
LJ is not letting me post pics off Tumblr! And also I am defeated by the incredible boobage! I SURRENDER!

Spoils-of-war sexytimes nao

Date: 2011-08-11 03:58 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
*EYES LIGHT UP*

OM NOM NOM NOM. OM NOM NOM.

*muffled*...Delicious.

Date: 2011-08-12 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] creatore-magico.livejournal.com
Where did these boobies go? D:

Re: BRING IT, BITCH.

Date: 2011-08-10 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginger-veela.livejournal.com
Your tits totally get my vote.

Re: BRING IT, BITCH.

Date: 2011-08-11 03:55 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Only because I'm easy ;)

Date: 2011-08-09 07:57 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mad_maudlin
One Unpopular Fandom Opinon you hold. (Alternately: one Widespread Fandom Meme that you do not understand.)

Date: 2011-08-09 08:26 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Er... it's always a little hard to guage what's actually unpopular. But here's one:

I'm glad Neville came into his own, but it makes me sad that the boy who stood up to his friends (and was something of a master of passive resistance, including with teachers) had to become a warrior to prove he was brave in the end.

Date: 2011-08-09 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nixied.livejournal.com
You know I have to go there, and that you're going to regret it...

Most hilarious sex toy you've ever seen. And none of that "on the internet" rubbish, you or someone you know must own it, or you have seen in a physical sex shop.

and yes I am seriously considering doing what we joked about, also, I have started drafting Cap/Stark fics, how about you?

....stupid LJ formatting

Date: 2011-08-10 11:52 am (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
LOL, I don't regret it at all! My best mates saw dildos with smiley faces on their heads in Amsterdam. NO TO SMILEY FACES IN THE SNATCH.

HEY AWESOME. I am writing Thor/Loki arranged-marriage fic.

Shut up.

Date: 2011-08-10 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nixied.livejournal.com
Ha! That's brilliant, but also rather sedate. Check this out, apparently it's insertable O.O ...I'm hoping that's the stem. I'm tempted to buy it for the giggles, but at £35, that's a lot for a giggle.

You say that now, I am atrocious at writing dialogue, it's going to be painful if I ever finish one

Sorry that wasn't at you (I like your LJ, not so much my own layout, but I can't be arsed to mess around with it), it was at LJ; I burked my html, then LJ timed out my comment, then when I went to reply to this it logged me out as I went to post, we've had... words

Date: 2011-08-11 03:55 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
OMG WHAT. I DO NOT WANT A FLOWER INSERTED ANYWHERE.

OH HUSH

Also I know :) I meant PLZ TO NOT COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT I AM WRITING THOR/LOKI ARRANGED MARRIAGE FIC WHAT THE HELL

Date: 2011-08-11 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nixied.livejournal.com
I have such an urge to buy it, though I know I'll likely just been turning it on and off going "I can't believe anyone would use this, I can't believe anyone would use this" over and over. Plus it's probably be like the scorpian that came out for halloween = shit.

Oh good. You know what, I would read that fic, I would read it hard... and yes I am deliberately going for innuendo :)

Date: 2011-08-22 03:08 am (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
LOL. Yeah, don't buy it! You can look at the picture and say 'I can't believe anyone would use this' for free! Also LOL scorpion vibrator?!

Aargh when my old laptop died I lost the fic :( Hopefully will be able to make Mum pay for the hard-drive to be got at and then I can carry on!! Do not wish to re-do the 1k I did unless necessary! But ahahaha I'm glad you would read it HARD. Hopefully it'll be long enough to... SATISFY

Date: 2011-08-09 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Name a place that you've never been to, is very popular, but that you have no desire to travel to. You can name more than one if you'd like.

*squishes*

Date: 2011-08-09 10:58 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
That's a good one!

I'm gonna go with the Gambia. An increasingly popular tourist destination among the sorts of people I don't like. I'd love to visit Africa again but I find the cultural tourism creepy. Also, heat. I fears it.

Date: 2011-08-09 09:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] angelbabe_cj
Thank you for aiding my distraction. Much needed.

I'm painfully bad at thinking up questions (anyone who has played truth or dare or I have never with me can probably attest to this). This might take a while...

It did.

What memory would you place in a Pensive? It can be either something you want nobody to see (à la Snape) or something you never want to forget the details of no matter what other memories you lose.

Date: 2011-08-09 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catbirdfish.livejournal.com
Shag, marry, cliff:

Angel
Giles
Spike

Date: 2011-08-09 11:01 pm (UTC)
lokifan: S4!Giles & Spike in Giles' flat, text "flatmates" (Giles/Spike: flatmates)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
I was initially going to shag Giles and cliff Angel. But actually, I think:

Marry Giles - he's hot and clever and has survived so far.
Shag Angel - he's got a lot of practice and I like a dominant man.
Which means Spike gets cliffed! Or, in practice, handed to a less subby friend.

Date: 2011-08-09 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catbirdfish.livejournal.com
That would be my answer, too. Although... Spike!

Date: 2011-08-10 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ishtar79.livejournal.com
Most embarrassing (though in retrospect hilarious) incident from your childhood/teens?

Date: 2011-08-10 11:56 am (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
I can't think of anything for them... but I do have a REALLY embarrassing, hilarious story from uni.#

There was this hot fresher dude living with my roommate's boyfriend, who was with us on a night out. And I kept being like 'TOTALLY NOT A LESBIAN.' As did my bi friend Violet. And flirting and dancing with him a bit. And he'd kind of go with it then back off and be all 'hey girls you dance together nao!' Eventually he was like 'LET'S GO GET A DRINK.' So we went off and he asked how long I'd been with my girlfriend. And I was all 'TOTALLY NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! I AM SINGLE!' and we made flirty faces and LEANING IN I SPILT HIS BEER ALL OVER HIM. HIS FULL BEER.

*FACEPALM FOREVER*

It all ended in him drunkenly requesting a threesome and us turning him down :)

Date: 2011-08-10 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ishtar79.livejournal.com
LMAO! That story is both hilarious and adorable.

Ah, what we think passes for flirting when we're drunk students. Been there.

Date: 2011-08-10 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] creatore-magico.livejournal.com
If you could see any of the characters in AU together for a COMPLETELY AESTHETIC eye candy porn picture, who would you choose?

Also who would you love to see try a relationship? XD

Date: 2011-08-11 04:18 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Okay it took me SO LONG to come up with an answer for this!!

What I would want is probably Chloe riding a tied-up Angelo and domming the fuck out him :D

Or, based on a really hot pic I saw once, collared!Sensei fucking Finn doggy-style, and Finn having the leash wrapped around his fist :DDD

Who would I love to see try a relationship...? Hmm. I want Ben to have some love!!! Actually paying attention to sexuality, unlike in the eyecandy porn answer... probably Imaru. (NOT terrible fucked-up AU!Imaru who's screwing Laiden.) Someone who would top him but not be uber-kinky, and cuddle him, and be capable of looking after him. And Ben could be silly with Imaru but also help him mature.

Date: 2011-08-12 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] creatore-magico.livejournal.com
You know, Ben and the nice side of Imaru would probably do very well, and I'd never really thought that before so yay! Also, your images please the Ku. Wow Chloe and Angelo X) Hehe, interesting.

The second one would totally happen XD;

I might need to make myself an AU!fangirl icon

Date: 2011-08-12 06:23 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Aww, I'm glad you think so :)

Hee, pleased I made you happy pervy boy!! Chloe and Angelo is a weird one, but I do love me my brunette dom ladies, and I think vaguely bewildered older pink-haired guy would be a cute sub for her :) Also, at least in her canon she's kind of a guy, maybe that will help him be less sad at THE GIRL ON HIS PEEN

It so would lol. And they'd have really hot sex with Finn like dragging on the leash going "NO, HARDER" all petulant, and then when they finished Sensei would go "sod this for a game of soldiers", take off the collar and put it on Finn.

OH LOOK THE SYNOPSIS FOR YOUR NEXT BEDTIME STORY :P
From: [identity profile] creatore-magico.livejournal.com
You know Finn and Sensei SO well. XD LOL! YAAAY BEDTIME STORY!!! =D!

Date: 2011-08-10 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melusinahp.livejournal.com
What item of clothing do you consider 'the one that got away'? Like the thing you fell in love with but couldn't buy at the time for whatever reason and still think of wistfully from time to time?

Date: 2011-08-10 11:39 am (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (clothes squee)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
OHHH. Definitely this dress. So cheap by the end and I just missed the last size 14 :((( I still look for it on ebay!

Date: 2011-08-10 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melusinahp.livejournal.com
Oh that is pretty and so Loki. I mourn along with you.

Date: 2011-08-10 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyperdarkchoc92.livejournal.com
Ummmmmm....
Favourite Doctor Who episode?
ohhh and what is your fave Biffy song? :D
<3

Date: 2011-08-10 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dora-the-nymph.livejournal.com
Top 3 flistees you'd want to screw?

Also, what next-gen HP ship would be most adorable?

Date: 2011-08-10 06:36 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Also, er, I'm gonna go with Scorpius/Rose or Scorpius/Hugo, for the cute of Ron and Draco being enraged in-laws :)

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