Stay Down

Aug. 8th, 2011 12:05 pm
lokifan_import: (LJ)
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Title: Stay Down
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lokifan
Word count: ~300
Characters/pairings: Dreamwidth/Livejournal, Dreamwidth/Livejournal/Insanejournal
Rating: R
Summary: Livejournal lies back and thinks of goats.
Warnings: ...
Author’s Notes: This was written for the Porn Battle; the prompts I used were down, stretch and double penetration.


“Want to give a reply to my entry?” Dreamwidth asked, smirking a bit. Livejournal groaned helplessly in response as Dreamwidth worked its way inside, stretching Livejournal to capacity. Dreamwidth might be both smaller and sparklier than Livejournal, but it wasn't some fluttery twink – not like Deviant, that bitch.

No, Dreamwidth was perfectly ready to take over.

Dreamwidth was thrusting: shallow and slow, and so teasing deliciously at Livejournal's nerve endings. Before long Livejournal was babbling, a long string of Russian letters and goat noises, and Dreamwidth was in deep. Livejournal's orgasm crashed down upon it, wiping away its memory.

Livejournal lay limply and panted as Dreamwidth finished politely, and withdrew. “I hope you're okay... I was meaning to say, once you're recovered... I do like collaboration...”

“You're young,” Livejournal muttered. “What is this about?” Livejournal just wanted to close its eyes and enjoy the quiet: no babble of comments or gifs flashing in the back of its mind.

“Well. Er...”

Insanejournal appeared, grinning a slightly manic grin. “Hi there.”

Livejournal groaned a little as the weight of Insanejournal landed on its wrists, keeping it down. Dreamwidth's tendrils worked their way inside Livejournal again, stretching it further. Livejournal moaned, squirming into the soreness, and Insanejournal chuckled. “Open code indeed.”

Livejournal scowled, wriggling, and then felt its servers melt once more at Dreamwidth's touch.

Well. Sometimes it was nice to just... stay down, and let the others do the work.


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Date: 2011-08-08 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nimielle.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD! XD

Ahahahahaha! AWESOME!

I love you something fierce right now, do you know that?!

This totally made my day!

Date: 2011-08-08 03:17 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
:DDD Yaaay! I'm glad it made you laugh :D

Date: 2011-08-08 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathlydragon.livejournal.com
You deserve a capitalised lol engraved on a medal for this.

...felt its servers melt..., no babble of comments or gifs flashing in the back of its mind. xD That's brilliant.

Date: 2011-08-08 03:18 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
...Screw the Victoria Cross, THAT would be the greatest medal ever!!!

Date: 2011-08-08 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jtsbbsps-dk.livejournal.com
You win everything.

This is so hilarious XDDD

*loves all over you forever*

Date: 2011-08-08 03:23 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Awwww. :D Thanks!

Date: 2011-08-08 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arineat.livejournal.com
WHAT DID I JUST READ???
*DIES LAUGHING*

Date: 2011-08-08 03:04 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
IDK, MAN. IDK.

Glad it made you laugh! :D

Date: 2011-08-08 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha! *loves*

OMG, I should be walking out the door - to my new job, no less - but how the HELL could I possibly walk away from this without reading it?!

BRILLIANT, darling. *squishes you* Great start to the day. :D

Date: 2011-08-08 03:27 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
:D

Yay!! I'm glad it gave a great start to your first day!! How did it go?

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Date: 2011-08-08 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginger-veela.livejournal.com
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OF ALL TIME. ♥

Date: 2011-08-08 03:04 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
LOL. *enjoys the hyperbole*

Date: 2011-08-08 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lullabylily.livejournal.com
This.... brainmeltingly funny!

Date: 2011-08-08 03:02 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Thank you!

Date: 2011-08-08 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melusinahp.livejournal.com
sdjakl;J!!!!

Jesus, that was actually hot. You've ruined my brain forever!

That was the funniest things I've read in ages, B. You=awesome ♥

Date: 2011-08-08 03:03 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
LOL. LJ sexin' it up is totally hot!!!

D'aww, thank you!

Date: 2011-08-08 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
TOTALLY MADE MY MORNING <3

Date: 2011-08-08 03:02 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
:DDD Yay, I'm glad!

Date: 2011-08-08 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harpsi-fizz.livejournal.com
Sometimes, it takes a gif...

Photobucket

Date: 2011-08-08 03:01 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
LOL. Neal is a still dismayed by my outfit but finds me amusing! Win!

Date: 2011-08-08 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katelinmr.livejournal.com
I think dreamwidth and insanejournal are growing on me

THUD

Date: 2011-08-08 03:00 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
LOL!

Date: 2011-08-08 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ariadneelda.livejournal.com
Hahaha!! This was hilarious. :D

Date: 2011-08-08 03:01 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
:DDD As is your icon!

Date: 2011-08-08 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ishtar79.livejournal.com
Where would you like your Internets delivered?

Unexpected!Insanejournal was the best. And finally the real reason for LJ's downtime *imagines LJ puffing on post-coital cigarette while people frantically try to post*.

Date: 2011-08-08 03:00 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
London, darling!

Heh, thanks. Yeah, LJ's blatantly just lying there like 'sheesh, can I not enjoy some afterglow?'

Date: 2011-08-08 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catbirdfish.livejournal.com
Lolololol!

Date: 2011-08-08 02:59 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
:DDD

Date: 2011-08-08 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabethea.livejournal.com
*loves you*

Date: 2011-08-08 03:27 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
*beams*
*loves you back*

Date: 2011-08-08 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyperdarkchoc92.livejournal.com
*chokes on water* ROFL!! that was hilarious!! XD

Date: 2011-08-08 05:59 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
LOL, careful there :D And thanks!

Date: 2011-08-08 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gypsyflame.livejournal.com
Want to give a reply to my entry? ahahahahahaha I LOVE YOU! :D

Date: 2011-08-08 06:00 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
:DDD I love you too! Because that is the pun that made me HAVE to write this :D

Date: 2011-08-08 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bleedforyou1.livejournal.com
OHMYGOD. *FALLS OFF CHAIR IN HILARITY.* you've killed me, love. just... WOW. ROFL

Date: 2011-08-08 06:01 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Killing with LOLs is my evil plan :DDD

Date: 2011-08-08 04:42 pm (UTC)
snegurochka_lee: (bound - f model)
From: [personal profile] snegurochka_lee
OPEN CODE INDEED. ;ajksfdl;safj

You win the internetz, you know. *dies* Also, LJ is barely loading for me RIGHT NOW, so, now I know why. :D

Date: 2011-08-08 06:06 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
LJ, MAN. SUCH A HO.

:D Hee, thanks! And yeah, Dreamwidth has clearly come back to ravish LJ some more.

Date: 2011-08-08 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blossomdreams.livejournal.com
(applauds your brilliance) That was great! I laughed so hard when Livejournal lost it's memory. Go Dreamwidth (snickers)

Great job!

Date: 2011-08-08 06:07 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
*bows* Thank you!!

Heh. Go Dreamwidth indeed.

Date: 2011-08-08 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kjp-013.livejournal.com
OMFG! *bows down to your greatness*

*lols forever*

Date: 2011-08-08 06:08 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
LOL. *bows* Thank you!

Date: 2011-08-08 05:56 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
:D Glad it made you laugh!

*stares at your icon*

Date: 2011-08-08 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mblfree.livejournal.com
That. Was. Awesome.
XDDDDDDDD

Date: 2011-08-08 05:57 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
Thank you so much! :D

Date: 2011-08-08 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dysonrules.livejournal.com
IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRILLIANCE.

Date: 2011-08-08 05:58 pm (UTC)
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
:DDD LJ, YOU HO.

Thank you!!

Date: 2011-08-08 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com
OMG *giggles insanly*

Date: 2011-08-08 05:56 pm (UTC)
lokifan: El from White Collar giggling (Giggly El)
From: [personal profile] lokifan
APPROPRIATE ICON IS APPROPRIATE *lols*

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